Thursday, January 31, 2008

Super Bowl Alternatives

Sunday night TV is going to be dominated by Super Bowl XLII. But what if you're not a football fan?

Fear not, TV viewers. Plenty of cable networks have scheduled marathons to compete with the Super Bowl, including some special halftime programming to run counter to Tom Petty's performance.

Here's a sampling of some of marathons set to run through the Super Bowl (all start times Eastern):

Puppy Bowl IV -- Animal Planet, 3 p.m.
I find watching puppies running around on a miniature football field endlessly entertaining. That might not say much about my entertainment standards, but you've gotta admit that the Kitty Halftime Show is darn cute.

Death Wish -- AMC, Noon
AMC runs all five of the Death Wish movies, back-to-back. Didn't realize there were five of them, did you?

Spike the Ball Weekend -- Spike, 2 p.m.
Spike interrupts footage of animals attacking people with a halftime show featuring competitive eaters chowing on hard-boiled eggs and ham.

Movies Women Want -- TBS, 9:30 a.m.
I am not one of the women who wants to see the film Fools Rush In twice in one day.

Miss America Reality Check -- TLC, 5 p.m.
All four episodes of the reality show about the Miss America pageant, followed by a rebroadcast of the pageant itself.

The Closer -- TNT, Noon

Figure Skating -- ESPN, 4:30 p.m.

World's Strongest Man -- ESPN 2, 6 p.m.

Mythbusters -- Discovery, 9 a.m.

Law & Order SVU -- USA, 11 a.m.

Law & Order Criminal Intent -- Bravo, 6 p.m.

Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew -- VH1, 6:30 p.m.

Ox Notes: January 31, 2008

Jeff Probst has been spreading gossip from the set of Survivor: Micronesia to any media outlet that will listen. The host told Entertainment Tonight that it's a good thing that the show provides prophylactics to the contestants, as cameras caught a couple of Survivors gettin' it on.

Probst also told Reality Blurred that, after this season, James's decision not to use either of his two Immunity Idols during Survivor: China will no longer be the biggest blunder in Survivor history.

Former Survivor Rupert Boneham has started a record label that specializes in promoting the musical talents of former reality show contestants. Just what the world needs.

ABC's next Bachelorette is none other than DeAnna Pappas, one of the girls Brad Womack didn't propose to on the last season of The Bachelor.

The Futon Critic has a list of original programs NBC has scheduled for February, complete with episode descriptions.

The Parents Television Council is protesting CBS's decision to air the first season of Showtime's Dexter, although not letting kids watch television at 10 p.m. on a school night seems like a better solution.

Smallville and Supernatural return to the CW with new episodes tonight, so I won't be reading this TV Guide preview until after I've seen the shows.

Jermaine Clement of HBO's Flight of the Conchords has signed on to the film Gentlemen Broncos, which I only point out as an excuse to include video of my favorite FotC song, "Business Time."

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

America's Ballroom Challenge 3: Episode 1

The third season of America's Ballroom Challenge got off to a strong start with the American Smooth Round.

Pictures of the American Smooth finalists can be found here.

This year's commentary was much improved by the addition of Ron Montez, who offered insightful observations without any of Tony Meredith's awkward pausing. And I laughed out loud as Ron politely, but definitively, dismissed each of the gimmicky showdances.

Ron was right about the gimmicky showdances, of which there were four, as most of seemed kitschy and not particularly creative. Mazen Hamza & Irena Sarukhanyan seem to be the only American Smooth couple who can create themed routines that feel representative of the American Smooth style.

My favorite dance of the night was probably Steven Dougherty & Eulia Baranovsky's showdance, but I'm a sucker for that Fred & Ginger stuff.

The real revelation for me tonight was how glamourous J.T. Thomas is. Her pewter metallic group dance dress made her look something straight out of a comic book artist's fantasies -- only in a classy way. Her tailor is a magician.

J.T.'s lavender showdance dress was understated, but so flattering. Instead of the dress drawing attention to itself, the dress showcased the woman wearing it. With all of her competitors covering sequins and feathers, J.T.'s dress stood out for its simple elegance.

Next week, America's Ballroom Challenge returns with the American Rhythm competition.

What did you think of the season's first episode? Was Jasmine Guy a fitting replacement for Marilu Henner?

Ox Notes: January 30, 2008

The third season of America's Ballroom Challenge premieres tonight. Check PBS's website for your local listings.

Dancing with the Stars 6 premieres in less than two months, so the latest cast rumors are right on schedule. Buddy TV mentions magazine articles that list Cheryl Ladd, Monica Seles, and Kristy McNichol as possible contestants. And E!'s Planet Gossip reports that Elvis's widow, Priscilla Presley, is close to signing on for the show.

DwtS 5 contender Marie Osmond will debut a daily talk show, appropriately titled Marie, in fall 2009.

Variety has some of the first statistical evidence of the negative effect the writers strike is having on TV viewership.

The renewal of The Celebrity Apprentice for a second season might also be a result of the strike, or possibly a sign of the apocalypse.

Ratings for the Miss America pageant jumped 52% after the contest jumped from CMT to TLC this year.

I missed CW's Gossip Girl Revealed special on Monday, but People recapped the bonus footage added to the series pilot. Serena's wardrobe is based on Kate Moss, but, no, Blake Lively doesn't get to keep the clothes.

On the topic of fashion, tonight's episode of Project Runway is a rerun. People interviewed Victorya, who confessed that she wasn't thrilled by the blue jean challenge that led to her ouster.

The producers of Project Runway have teamed with Sarah Jessica Parker to create a PR-style show for aspiring artists.

MSN has an interview with the winners of The Amazing Race, TK & Rachel.

With a TV series based on the movie Crash headed to the Starz cable channel, Variety's Brian Lowry offered his own sardonic suggestions for series based on this year's Oscar nominees. Here's Lowry's vision of Juno, the TV show: "Seventeen-year-old Juno is still getting back to normal after giving her unplanned baby up for adoption when -- yikes -- she gets pregnant again."

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Ox Notes: January 29, 2008

Mark Burnett is having a good week. Not only has Survivor been picked up for two more seasons, but NBC moved up the premiere date of another Burnett-produced show, My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad, to February 18. Dad is hosted by Dan Cortese, who looks like he's had some work done based on his picture in Variety's article about the show.

Trying to milk the success of the new American Gladiators for all it's worth, NBC is offering all 39 episodes of Gladiators 2000 for syndication. G2K was a teen competition series based on American Gladiators that taped in the mid-'90s, hosted by a then 19-year-old Ryan Seacrest.

The producers of Deal or No Deal have developed a game show called Buzzed to run exclusively online. Each episode of Buzzed features bar patrons answering questions for money, and contestants are able to "drunk dial" friends to ask for help with answers. Charming.

With Hollywood writers still on strike, CBS has teamed with a Canadian production house to write a cop show called Flashpoint. CBS plans to run the show in the U.S. and Canada concurrently, possibly this summer.

The WGA, meanwhile, has given its members the okay to write for the Grammy Awards on February 10.

John Cleese talked with TV Guide about why The Life of Brian is his favorite Monty Python movie. One of Cleese's fellow Pythons, Michael Palin, had a new show debut on the Travel Channel last night. Michael Palin's New Europe doesn't have an official show page at the Travel Channel's website, but the schedule includes brief descriptions of each episode.

Director Sam Raimi has plans to return to syndicated TV by adapting Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series. The show will be called Wizard's First Rule, the title of the first book in the series.

I get excited for all of Sam Raimi's projects because he always finds a way to work his good buddy, Bruce Campbell, into everything he does. And I'm pretty sure that Sam's brother, Ted, will show up in a few episodes as well.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Ox Notes: January 28, 2008

On and off stage, actors in attendance at last night's Screen Actors Guild Awards ceremony made it clear that they won't cross picket lines if the Writers Guild decides to picket the Oscars. People has a complete list of SAG Award winners, and Yahoo! has a slideshow of the stars' red carpet outfits.

The night before the SAG Awards ceremony, the Directors Guild of America handed out their annual awards for best direction.

With Super Tuesday fast approaching, Salon wonders why TV interviewers aren't asking presidential candidates about how they plan to deal with global warming.

Another date fast approaching is the DVD release of Battlestar: Galactica Season 3, which has been moved up to March 18.

On the topic of remakes, New York Magazine has a list of 10 eighties TV shows they'd like to see remade. Somehow, Small Wonder made the list.

Lifetime is putting the finishing touches on Your Mama Don't Dance, a competition that pairs professional dancers with their non-dancing parents. Dancing with the Stars alum Ian Ziering is set to host.

TV Guide followed DwtS 5 champs Helio Castroneves & Julianne Hough as they prepared for a special appearance on the Dancing with the Stars Tour.

In an interview for a Variety article about critical darling HBO's sister station, Cinemax, and that network's slate of nudity-filled, late night original series, Cinemax's VP of program planning said, "Believe it or not, over the last couple of years, we really have tried to develop the storylines and spend time on the characters."

Friday, January 25, 2008

Ox Notes: January 25, 2008

This is perhaps the best news ever: DVD distributor Shout! Factory has acquired the rights to Mystery Science Theater 3000, and plans to release all 198 episodes on DVD or in downloadable format. Finally, I'll be able to revisit the post-apocalyptic despair of Warrior of the Lost World and Adam West's villainy in Zombie Nightmare.

The cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer will reunite in March for a panel discussion of the show at PaleyFest08.

In an interview with The TV Addict, Mira Sorvino explained why many agents won't let the actors they represent appear on Dancing with the Stars: "Something about doing it as an actor right now seems to send out a message that there are problems in your career, which shouldn’t be the case, but that’s just the way people regard it." Sorvino added, "As soon as that goes away, I'm there."

DwtS champ Julianne Hough isn't the only one in her family with musical aspirations. Julianne's brother, Derek, and Mark Ballas are working with Melanie Brown's manager, who's agreed to represent their band, Almost Amy.

Even as they negotiate a contract with the AMPTP, the WGA came to an interim agreement with Lionsgate, which will allow work to resume on Showtime's Weeds and AMC's Mad Men.

Amazing Race winners TK & Rachel told People that Rachel was able to solve the final Roadblock puzzle first because she'd written about all of the challenges on each leg of the race in a journal, which they studied on the plane ride to Alaska. I was glad that interview confirmed that there's more to TK than the "intense guy" persona given to him by the show's editors.

TV Guide interviewed chef Jamie Oliver about his new cooking show, Jamie at Home, which debuts on Saturday. Too bad I won't be awake when it airs in the Central time zone at 8:30 a.m.

Another show debuting Saturday is Trading Spaces, which returns in a new, old format. Former host Paige Davis is back, despite having been hurt by her firing from the show three years ago.

Be prepared for a potential calendar change in 2009. As stated in Barack Obama's Top 10 List of Campaign Promises on last night's episode of The Late Show with David Letterman, Obama said that, if elected, we'll all be celebrating Halloween in "Barack-tober."

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Ox Notes: January 24, 2008

When it came time to watch The Moment of Truth last night, I balked and couldn't bring myself to tune in for even a minute. Matt Roush's review of the show, which he described as "blood-curdling and soul-numbing," confirmed that I made the right choice. Did any of you watch the show, and do you agree with Roush?

TV Guide has an interview with Sabrina Bryan, who just finished her stint on the Dancing with the Stars Tour and is preparing for a 10-week trip to India to film a Cheetah Girls movie. I was glad to learn that she follows the most important MOIB Travel Rule: always bring peanut butter.

The results of a study leaked to Variety estimate that, if the writers strike lasts for another 2-3 months, the direct monetary losses to the entertainment industry could top $3 billion. In production centers like L.A., New York, and Vancouver, the losses would feel more like $8.4 billion when the losses of associated companies (caterers, drivers) are factored in.

NBC says that, while it won't cancel any of its current pilot orders, this is the last year that they will producer more than one or two pilots. In the future, the network plans on only picking scripts that they are sure can go straight to series.

Fringe, the pilot J.J. Abrams is developing for Fox, has added The Wire's Lance Reddick to its cast, which already includes John Noble, better known as Denethor from The Lord of the Rings.

My dad will be happy to learn that CBS is adding six special episodes of The Price Is Right to its primetime schedule, starting February 22. The guy is nuts for Plinko.

Bravo released the list of contestants for Top Chef 4, which includes another Dale from Chicago. The new season premieres on March 12.

This week, Jillian, Sweet P, and Ricky answered questions for Bravo's Project Runway Burning Questions blog.

I agree with Tim Gunn's opinion that the judges made a bad decision last night awarding the win to Ricky. Christian's jeans were pretty fierce. But, as Greg said while we were watching it, they picked the outfit that would be easiest to sell through the Levi's website.

What did you think of the latest episode of Project Runway?

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Ox Notes: January 23, 2008

With negotiations resuming this week, the Writers Guild of America has made some concessions that could help bring the strike to an end. WGA members won't picket the Grammys, and they've decided not to insist on unionizing animation and reality show writers as part of the new contract.

Perhaps a quick resolution to the strike can prevent Celebracadabra, in which celebrities compete as magicians, from ever making it to air.

And more scripted shows means less time networks have to fill with inane blabber. Too bad it won't affect the amount of meaningless election coverage that has taken over the cable news networks.

Several TV writers have written short plays that will be performed in L.A. by various TV actors to raise funds for non-writers affected by the strike.

Those of you saddened by the news of Heath Ledger's death might be interested in the DVD of Roar, the TV show that introduced him to American audiences. I watched an episode of the show last year, and while it wasn't as mesmerizing as I found it to be in 1997, it was still entertaining. Plus, many of the supporting cast members are recognizable character actors, and Billy Zane's sister, Lisa, plays one of the leads.

On the topic of sci-fi series from a few years ago, Witchblade may finally come out on DVD, although that's another series that I suspect might not be as amusing as when I originally watched it.

Tonight marks the debut of The Moment of Truth, Fox's new game show in which contestants have to answer questions while hooked up to a lie detector. I'm thinking about watching just to see how much of it I can take before I have to shut off the TV and go take a shower.

After I've washed away my guilt from watching such ethically-questionable entertainment, there's a new episode of Project Runway to cheer me up. People has an interview with the latest auf'd designer, Kit Pistol.

Finally, I am about to write a sentence I never thought I'd type: I have tremendous respect for Jerry O'Connell. You will too after you watch the video below. It's a response to the Tom Cruise Scientology video that made the rounds last week, and O'Connell's imitation of Cruise is spot on.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Ox Notes: January 22, 2008

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, former WWE wrestler and current VH-1 celeb-reality denizen Chyna says she's hoping to land a spot on Dancing with the Stars 6.

As the DwtS Tour rolls on, Kym Johnson and Monique Coleman gave interviews from the road.

Discussions between the WGA and the studios resumed today. Let's hope the two groups can come to an agreement and end the strike before The World's Strongest Celebrity becomes a reality.

There are already enough tough guys and gals on TV, now that American Gladiators has expanded its season finale to two hours. A brave TV Guide reporter attempted the Pyramid and the Joust, and wound up battered and bruised in the name of journalism.

NBC VP Craig Plestis talked with Zap2It about the challenges of adapting British reality show Top Gear for American audiences.

Another import that's being reworked for America, Australia's Kath and Kim, has cast Molly Shannon and Selma Blair as its leads.

I can't help but wonder if networks underestimate the intelligence of their viewers when they insist on making American versions of shows from other English-speaking countries. Why not just air the original shows? Are British and Aussie accents really that hard to understand?

And so what if a few every pop culture or political references don't translate? Funny is funny.

American shows have been exported for decades, and foreign audiences have enjoyed them in their original formats. It's about time American audiences got the opportunity to watch something more current than reruns of Are You Being Served? on PBS.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

TAR 12 Finale

Invest your money in hacky sacks and bongs, because the winners of The Amazing Race are about to go on a million dollar shopping spree.

From the beginning of the leg, the race was Ron & Christina's to lose. They reached the airport in Taiwan in first place, and they wisely used the time before their flight to research their next destination: Anchorage, Alaska.

TK, on the other hand, used that same time to freak out about where Ron & Christina were and whether they'd gotten a better flight. Nick & Don got sucked in by TK's freak out, but Rachel remained calm and played solitaire.

All of the teams made it to Alaska on the same flight, and Ron & Christina were first out of the airport. They took a cab to a sporting goods store where they picked up a bag of gear and a clue which directed them to a boat launch. TK & Rachel weren't far behind, and neither were Nick & Don.

But Nick & Don forgot to grab their bag of gear when they left the sporting goods store, effectively dooming them to a third place finish.

The boat launch was the site of this leg's Detour, and teams had the choice of gutting dozens of cod to find a small clue hidden inside one, or standing in a tank filled with 500 crabs and finding the one with a red & gold band on its arm.

Ron & Christina opted to get covered in fish guts, and they finished the task before the other teams reached the boat launch. TK & Rachel wasted time in the crab tank getting pinched; by the time they found the right crab, Nick & Don had returned from the store with their bag of supplies and were already starting to fillet a cod.

At the site of the next clue, the gap between the teams began to close. Both team members had to climb up the side of the glacier using picks, and because the task required upper body strength, it was difficult for the women -- and Nick.

At the top of the glacier, each team flew by helicopter to the site of the final task: a Roadblock that tested one team member's memory of tasks from each leg of the race. Ron & Christina were the first to arrive, and Christina took on the memory challenge.

The task involved an array of objects associated with tasks done during the race, including a donkey, a bowl of camel milk, and a tandem bicycle. While following rules included with the clue (for example, "Choose 3 animals or animal byproducts ), the team member doing the Roadblock could pick only one item from each of the ten countries visited on the race. There was only one successful solution to the puzzle that would get them their next clue.

Even under normal circumstances, the task would've been challenging. But, with the racers exhausted and under the pressure of being so close to the finish line, the puzzle was designed to drive racers to tears.

Christina wasn't able to solve the puzzle before the other teams arrived, and she crumbled under the added pressure. She was one item away from solving the puzzle, but she couldn't convince herself that a human being (one of the "items" available) was an animal. As a result, she wound up undoing all her correct answers and bleeding time.

A confused Christina finally resorted to praying for help, while an equally confused Rachel kept her wits and worked methodically to solve the problem. (Nick was, of course, a non-factor in this challenge.)

Rachel's methodical approach proved more effective than Christina's prayers, and the hippie couple was the first team to leave the Roadblock. There were a few other lame clues to pick up on the way to the finish line, just to give teams additional chances to get lost, but the race was effectively over as soon as Rachel finished the puzzle, with Christina several minutes behind.

As their cab drove to them to their final destination, Rachel smiled brightly and looked at the scenery outside her window. TK, on the other hand, was a nervous wreck, eyes darting about, shaking his head, and bouncing his knee ceaselessly.

TK came off as the worst type of hippie -- and probably the most common. He's the guy who's always telling you to stay calm and relax, even though he, himself, is really an intense guy who's always quietly on the verge of freaking out. Not until he could see Phil Keoghan standing on the finish mat did TK crack a smile.

As much as I hoped for Ron & Christina to win, finishing in second place may have been better for their relationship. Christina's voice cracked as she apologized to her dad for not finishing the Roadblock first, and he told her, "Don't worry. You did a good job." It gave Ron the chance to show Christina that he loves her, even when she's not perfect.

Nick & Don finished in third, and Don officially became the oldest contestant to compete in the finale. Phil asked Don, "Did you think you'd get this far in the race?" Don replied, "Yeah, but not in third."

Overall, I enjoyed this season of The Amazing Race. It would've been nice to see a team that was not a young, physically fit dating couple win the million dollars, but this was a fun final three to watch. Rachel definitely earned her half of the million by playing smart and having a good time. And at least I got to see TK get pinched by hundreds of crabs.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Ox Notes: January 18, 2008

PBS.org has updated its America's Ballroom Challenge page to feature information about the upcoming third season. The site has pictures of the couples competing in the first episode, as well as pics of the exhibition dancers. I'm a little creeped out by the kids in pirate costumes.

Pictures from the set of Survivor: Micronesia have also hit the Internet, and they are mercifully free of spoilers.

Along with America's Ballroom Challenge and Survivor, there are a number of new shows debuting in the next few weeks. MSN has a rundown of scripted shows ready to air.

With the studios settling on new contract terms with the Directors Guild of America, could a new contract for writers be coming soon?

In case the writers strike persists, NBC has decided to borrow Nashville Star from the USA Network for a summer run. Last season's hosts and judges won't be making the journey, however.

Also in the works for the summer are several circus-themed celebrity competitions. This may not be such a good idea given that, in a recent survey in England, 100% of the kids interviewed said that they hate clowns.

When Knight Rider returns to the airwaves, K.I.T.T. won't be a Trans Am. I just can't get as excited about K.I.T.T. as a 2008 Mustang.

Sunday night is the finale of The Amazing Race 12, so here's one last interview with 4th place finishers Nate & Jen. TV Guide called in TAR 5 star Mirna to assess each team's chances, and she's picking the hippie couple to win. I'm hoping Ron & Christina keep playing smart and pull off a upset victory.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Ox Notes: January 17, 2008

For a limited time, fans of The Colbert Report can see a portrait of Colbert hanging in the Smithsonian -- right between the entrances to the bathrooms.

It's all but certain that, unless the strike ends, writers will picket the Oscars.

As a way of punishing members of the strike-supporting Screen Actors Guild, NBC won't provide publicists to help guide its stars through the media members positioned along the red carpet at the SAG Awards.

The WGA has given the Image Awards a pass, and they've no plans to picket the Costume Designers Guild Awards, who nominated Dancing with the Stars for best costumes in a contemporary TV series.

Speaking of DwtS, Derek Hough tells TV Guide that dancing with his best friend's girlfriend, Sabrina Bryan, on the tour makes him feel like a "gigolo."

So You Think You Can Dance choreographer Dan Karaty shared with People his tips for dancers who plan to audition for SYTYCD.

Survivor villain Jonny Fairplay became a father to a little girl, Piper Addison, yesterday.

When the finalists of Project Runway hit the catwalk at Fashion Week, they'll be showing alongside Lauren Conrad of The Hills. I'd love to hear Tim Gunn's thoughts on her collection.

Tim's thoughts on last night's episode of Project Runway are up at Bravo's website, as are comments from several of the competing designers. I'm at a loss as to how Ricky is still on the show.

The Tresemme ad featuring the winning designs can be seen here. And you can support the losing designer by purchasing hair accessories and tees from her online store.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Ox Notes: January 16, 2008

A new season of American Idol premiered last night, and Reality Blurred discovered that the producers don't care if the contestants already have tons of professional singing experience, as many of this season's top 50 contestants do. So much for AI being a competition for amateurs.

It was only a matter of time, but Oprah Winfrey is getting her own cable network.

After the final four episodes of Supernatural air, fans can keep up with the series through a six-issue comic mini-series, Supernatural: Rising Son.

Ahead of tonight's new episode of Project Runway, TV Guide posted an interview with auf'd designer, Kevin Christiana. Kevin's on-show mentor, Tim Gunn, told People that there's "no amount of money" that could entice him to make over Britney Spears, describing the pop princess's fashion choices as "a repugnant horror show."

Other recent reality show castoffs, Nate & Jen, told Reality TV World that their relationship survived their incessant bickering on The Amazing Race 12. Jen explained to MSN that part of what makes TAR difficult on dating couples is a show rule that teammates must stay within 20 feet of one another at all times.

Variety's Brian Lowry warns networks that, if they think reality shows are serving them so well in the ratings that they don't need to end the strike and get more scripted shows back on the air, they could wind up the TV equivalents of the New York Knicks. Ouch.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Ox Notes: January 15, 2008

Studios continued cutting producers and writers on Monday as a way to save money, and more folks could lose their jobs if the strike doesn't end soon.

To fill their empty primetime schedules, CBS filmed a Celine Dion concert special, and NBC is importing a British reality show about cars.

Indy car racer Danica Patrick says there's no way she'd follow in Helio Castroneves' footsteps and join the cast of Dancing with the Stars, mostly because she'd be "too serious" and wouldn't be fun to watch.

Former Borg drone Jeri Ryan and her French chef hubby spoke with TV Guide about how happy they are to be expecting their first child.

Presidential candidate Barack Obama and I share the same favorite character on The Wire.

Yesterday, a court ordered MSNBC to include Dennis Kucinich in tonight's Democratic presidential debate. Now let's see if the moderators actually ask him any questions, or if they spend the whole time encouraging Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton to argue about race.

When Hillary Clinton stopped by the Tyra Banks Show recently, Tyra used the occasion to ask Clinton hard-hitting policy questions. Just kidding! She asked Hillary about Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky.

And Good Morning America is facing criticism for an interview Diane Sawyer conducted with Katie Holmes in which Sawyer failed to ask Holmes a single question about a recently-released, controversial biography of Tom Cruise.

I would've preferred it if Sawyer had asked Holmes how she can stand being married to someone as obviously insane as Tom Cruise is. Think I'm exaggerating? People posted a story about a Scientology recruitment video that showed up on YouTube the same week that the Cruise biography was released. If, after watching the video, you still believe that Tom Cruise has all of his marbles, you might be an honorary Scientologist.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Ox Notes: January 14, 2008

The Golden Globe Award winners were announced last night, and it sounds as though the press conference-style announcement was pretty painful to watch.

David Duchovny, who won for his role in Californication, was happy that he got to learn about his award while taking a bath.

Even though the nominees missed out on dinner and a party, the traditional "gifting suites" were open last week so that the stars could get free $1000 haircuts and $17,000 bracelets. Some of the suites took donations on behalf of the striking writers, which prompts the question: why not just give the free stuff to the writers?

With no end to the strike in sight, ABC Studios canned 25% of its producers.

Also prompted by the strike, NBC has picked up American Gladiators for a second season. And CBS has plans for three new reality series, all of which sound unwatchable.

Masterpiece Theater is highlighting the works of Jane Austen for the next few months, and Zap2It has the program schedule. You can find your local listings at PBS.org.

As I was watching PBS on Saturday, I caught a commercial for America's Ballroom Challenge, which returns for a new season on January 30. There's no information about ABC Season 3 at PBS's website yet, but the ad revealed this season's new host (Marilu Henner was busy filming Celebrity Apprentice when ABC taped). And that host is...Jasmine Guy?!

Sunday, January 13, 2008

TAR 12: Episode 10

The three teams that made it to the finale of The Amazing Race 12 did so by not fighting, and the one team that couldn't keep their emotions in check was eliminated.

Nate & Jen weren't about to let a little thing like Jen's birthday -- or a chance to win $1 million -- keep them from arguing their way out of the race.

It probably didn't help Nate & Jen's tenuous peace when, early in the leg, Christina was able to convince a ticket agent not to sell the dating couple tickets on the first flight out of Osaka, Japan to Taipei, Taiwan.

But it's hard to have sympathy for a couple who said that all they knew about Taiwan was that "Thai food's pretty good." Nate added, "I've got a couple Thai friends," who are no doubt teasing him mercilessly right now for not realizing that Thailand and Taiwan are different places.

Ron & Christina's airport coup put them about 30 minutes ahead of the other teams, and they managed to keep that lead throughout the entire leg. They made it to the Pit Stop in first place and never saw another team along the way. And the best part was that they had fun the whole time.

Nick & Don had a good time as well, realizing that they could only go so fast with one team member who was nearly 70 years old. And TK & Rachel, who were already stoked to have avoided elimination last week, were even happier when they caught up with the pack in the immigration line at the Taipei airport.

Unlike all of the other teams, Nate & Jen let the pressure of the race get to them. The only fun they seemed to have was during the tasks. Nate giggled from the passenger seat as a stunt driver rolled a Jeep back-and-forth on a giant teeter-totter. And, despite their exclamations of pain as they ran along a path of sharp stones, Nate & Jen were upbeat during the Detour.

It was when they had to travel between tasks that Nate & Jen fell apart. On the way to the Detour, they argued about whether it was faster to get there by bus or by taxi. Jen thought the bus might be best, while Nate had a feeling that a taxi was the fastest way. Jen asked Nate to just make a decision on what to do. But Nate refused to assert himself, instead just arguing as they waited by a bus stop.

They got on the bus and kept arguing about who the worse teammate was, as well as a bunch of other stuff that had nothing to do with the race and everything to do with their dysfunctional relationship. It was hard to watch without feeling uncomfortable for the poor Taiwanese bus passengers who were subjected to the shouting match in real life.

Had they kept their relationship issues confined to a cab, they may have had a chance. All the other teams had taken taxis, and Jen & Nate bled time crossing town.

In the end, TK & Rachel reached the Pit Stop in second place, followed by Nick & Don. Nate & Jen were eliminated. After leaving the mat, the couple realized that they'd been so focused on the race that they'd forgotten that they originally wanted to do the show as a way to solve their relationship problems.

I think I've got a solution that will work for Nate & Jen: break up. Permanently.

Next week is the TAR 12 finale, and I avoided watching most of the preview, lest it contain any footage that could remotely be considered a spoiler. The only thing I did see was TK & Rachel being attacked by some crabs. Even shellfish hate hippies.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Ox Notes: January 11, 2008

According to a report at Yahoo! TV, the format for Sunday night's Golden Globe Awards Announcement is still up in the air. The only thing that is certain is that the press conference will be immediately followed by an American Gladiators rerun.

As a cost-saving measure -- or perhaps a little jab at the WGA strike-supporting SAG members -- ABC has announced that it won't pay for it's nominees to get their hair and makeup done for the SAG awards ceremony, as the network has done in the past.

You can't exactly blame ABC for being petulant: the lack of original scripted programming has forced the network to revive The Bachelorette for a summer run.

Just in time for the return of Top Chef in March, Bravo will release a cookbook based on the series.

Ousted Project Runway designer Kevin told People that Christian wasn't exaggerating when he complained that his teenage client was hard to work with.

Ahead of Sunday night's new episode of The Amazing Race, TV Guide interviewed the most recent team to be eliminated, Kynt & Vyxsin. I was not at all surprised to learn that, even with backpack space at a premium, Kynt packed a flatiron for his hair.

Finally, here's a link to a TV Guide interview with Karl Urban, who plays the lead in the miniseries based on Larry McMurtry's Comanche Moon. Karl, you'll always be Eomer to me.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Ox Notes: January 10, 2008

At her 40th birthday bash, Carrie Ann Inaba said that she hopes gold medalist Nadia Comeneci will join the cast of Dancing with the Stars 6. Comeneci told E! that she's "dying to do it," while another Olympic prospect, Michelle Kwan, says she's too busy for DwtS right now.

Meanwhile, DwtS co-host Samantha Harris is publicly begging George Clooney to do the show, but we all know that's never going to happen.

Former DwtS contestant Laila Ali is working to become the female Ryan Seacrest (who's everywhere, all at the same time), adding Early Show correspondent to her ever-growing resume.

Another of Laila Ali's projects, American Gladiators, has done so well in the timeslot once occupied by Chuck that NBC bumped the few remaining new episodes of the scripted comedy to Thursday nights.

Another new dance group competition show, Randy Jackson Presents America's Best Dance Crew, premieres on MTV on February 7, with celebrity judges Mario Lopez, JC Chasez, and Shane Sparks. RJPABDC isn't as catchy an acronym as SYTYCD.

Variety's Brian Lowry writes that the cancellation of the Golden Globes presentation is a good thing because it prevents the award show burnout TV audiences has experienced in recent years as networks try to elevate every award to the same level of importance.

American Idol contestants Katherine McPhee, Ruben Studdard, and Taylor Hicks are further proof that network overexposure doesn't always yield the anticipated rewards: they've all been dropped from their recording labels in recent weeks due to poor album sales.

I finally noticed all of the Project Runway extras featured at Bravo's website, and they are a great way to kill time (obviously, don't click on the links if you recorded last night's episode and haven't watched it yet). You can rate all of the outfits, and several of the designers dish about the challenge in the Burning Questions Blog. Tim Gunn shares his thoughts on each designer's work in his blog, and he admits that he didn't agree with the judges' choice for winning design this week. Did you?

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Ox Notes: January 9, 2008

The People's Choice Awards aired last night, because, as host Queen Latifah said, "you can't disrespect the people who keep us working, and that's the people."

Lisa Rinna and Joey Fatone have been given Sunday night off, as the Golden Globes won't have any celebrity red carpet entrances for them to cover on behalf of the TV Guide Network.

Lisa's former Dancing with the Stars partner, Louis van Amstel, has his hands full at the moment as choreographer of the DwtS Tour, although he did manage to find time for an interview with TV Guide.

Fellow DwtS pro Julianne Hough is currently recording a country music album, which is scheduled for release in late spring or early summer.

And DwtS judges Carrie Ann Inaba and Bruno Tonioli spoke with People about Dance War, as well as the trouble Bruno had learning how to use his iPod.

The A.V. Club has a lengthy interview with Anthony Bourdain, and TV Guide features a spoiler-laden interview with Gossip Girl's Ed Westwick, ahead of tonight's GG season finale.

And, just like the good old days, NBC will rerun episodes of American Gladiators during the afternoon on weekends. Now if they could just cast fellow weekend-day TV denizen Kevin Sorbo on Gladiators, the circle would be complete.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Ox Notes: January 8, 2008

It's official: the Golden Globes Award ceremony has been canceled. The gala show has been replaced by an hour-long press conference to announce the winners, broadcast exclusively on NBC on Sunday night. I'm not sure why anyone but the press would watch the press conference since there will be no stars in attendance and the results will be available online as soon as the broadcast ends.

The Hulkster's daughter, Brooke Hogan, has apparently auditioned for Dancing with the Stars producers.

Tennis player and star of the horrendous Age of Love, Mark Philippoussis, is also jockeying for a spot on DwtS, but mercifully just the Australian version of the show and not the U.S. edition.

TV Guide's Matt Roush posted his thoughts on the return of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report last night. Of the two shows, I thought The Colbert Report fared better without a script than The Daily Show did.

Another late night talk show, Real Time with Bill Maher, returns this weekend.

To fill the void left by the writers strike, CBS is editing the first season of the Showtime show Dexter for network primetime. The first episode of the series premieres on CBS on February 17.

After several seasons off the air, ABC plans to bring back the reality competition show The Mole this summer. Unfortunately, the show's original host, Anderson Cooper, won't be back.

American Gladiators' Sunday night ratings victory over a preview of new scripted series Cashmere Mafia prompted Variety's Kathy Lyford to wonder what motivation the studios have to make a deal with writers when reality series do better in the ratings. She does have a point.

Monday, January 07, 2008

Ox Notes: January 7, 2008

NBC and the Hollywood Foreign Press Association are scheduled to announce today whether they will go ahead with a televised broadcast of the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday, even though the Screen Actors Guild has announced that none of the award nominees will attend.

Due to the limited pool of guests they have to choose from, Jimmy Kimmel and Jay Leno will appear as guests on each others' shows on Thursday night.

The fourth season of Anthony Bourdain's quirky travel journal No Reservations premieres tonight on the Travel Channel, and TV Guide interviewed the intrepid chef. As usual, Bourdain aired his thoughts on the declining culinary credibility of the Food Network, who just resigned Alton Brown to a three-year contract.

Starting on January 28, Gossip Girl moves from Wednesdays to Mondays in the hopes of attracting new fans when the show goes into reruns.

TV Guide features a report from the road from Dancing with the Stars Tour participants Joey Lawrence & Edyta Sliwinska. Fellow dancer Sabrina Bryan chatted with the Chicago Sun-Times when the tour stopped in Chicago last Friday night.

DwtS co-host Samantha Harris gushed to Us Weekly about being a new mom.

And DwtS judges Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba return to the airwaves tonight with the premiere of their new show, Dance War. Zap2It has an interview with the choreographers.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

TAR 12: Episode 9

Teams got a longer rest period than usual, and it resulted in my favorite episode of the The Amazing Race 12 thus far.

Instead of the 12-hour break that teams usually get between legs, teams started this leg after a full 24 hours off. The benefits of the extra rest showed, as everyone seemed more positive and relaxed than they have in weeks.

The extra sleep kept Ron from arguing with Christina, and even Nate & Jen got along for over half the show -- until Nate gently nudged Jen into a cab and she blew up at him.

Teams left the Pit Stop in Mumbai, India for Osaka, Japan at the start of the leg. TK & Rachel took a circuitous route to Japan, yet seemed unfazed by the fact that they didn't see another team for the entire leg. Maybe it was the extra rest. Or maybe they just found some good weed in Osaka.

While Don was in good spirits, he had more trouble than usual keeping up with Nick. That led Don to nominate his grandson for a Roadblock task for which the directionally challenged Nick was uniquely unsuited.

One team member had to act as a cabbie and drive a Japanese couple to a destination, receiving their instructions only in written Japanese, and without being able to ask the couple for help or follow a local to lead them to the destination.

Time and again this season, Nick has proven that he is terrible with directions, and equally terrible at asking people for help.

After dropping off their charges, Nick's competitors, Jen and Christina, had little trouble getting back to the taxi stand. But Nick at one point wound up perpendicularly blocking an entire lane of traffic, and he finished 10 minutes behind the girls.

To his credit, though, Nick did suggest that his team partake in one of my favorite Detours ever: robot soccer. While Nate & Jen and Ron & Christina went to sniff out real flowers in a shop that sold only fake flowers, Nick & Don used cell phones to control foot-tall robots in a game against a pair of menacing but clumsy goalie-bots.

I plan on spending a good chunk of time tomorrow finding a YouTube video of the soccer match and watching the little robots topple over again and again and again.

Over at the fake flower shop, Nate & Jen were the first team to find one of the real flowers. But because one of this season's themes is Nate & Jen's inability to finish in first place, they had trouble finding a cab, enabling Ron & Christina to beat them to the Pit Stop. Nick & Don finished in third place.

TK & Rachel finally arrived in Osaka as it was getting dark, and because the clues instructed them to complete the tasks -- instead of sending them directly to the Pit Stop to get the boot -- it was obvious that this was a non-elimination leg.

Next week, the hippies will have to complete a special Speed Bump task. Seeing how little the Speed Bump seemed to waylay Kynt & Vyxsin last week, TK & Rachel are by no means out of the race.

This leg's 24-hour rest period made this the most enjoyable episode of this season of The Amazing Race for me. Bickering between teammates has its place; I admit to loving a good meltdown now and then. But, ultimately, it should be the tasks that create the tension and make the show interesting.

Instead, this week I wanted to cheer for everyone. I was impressed by how well Jen and Christina did driving taxis in Osaka, which would've been immensely frustrating if they'd tried to do it on little sleep and empty stomachs.

And the extended rest period seemed to make Nate funnier than usual, whether intentionally or not. As they rode in a cab, Jen tried to tell to Nate about her experience during the Roadblock. Nate interrupted her, nodded at their driver, and said, "It's hard for me to pay attention right now when he's driving. Sorry."

When Jen looked confused, Nate explained, "No, I'm listening to everything you're saying. It's just hard to...you know what I'm saying."

Speaking for all of us, Jen replied, "No, I don't."

In a post-leg interview, Nate gave his take on his team's inability to finish in first place: "The best team is going to finish in last, and that's going to be Jen and I!"

TAR's sound editor inserted the sound of a needle scratching a record as Jen looked at Nate and asked, "Gonna finish last?"

Nate blurted, "I mean finish...the last leg first."

Next week, Christina instructs a ticket agent to withhold information from the other teams.

Friday, January 04, 2008

Ox Notes: January 4, 2008

The WGA is trying to put the breaks on Jay Leno's self-written monologues, claiming that he's violating guild rules by writing anything for NBC. This should make things interesting on Monday when The Daily Show and The Colbert Report return with new episodes, as Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are in the same position as Leno.

I'm glad I didn't bother to watch last night's debut of The Apprentice 7, as every review of the show seems to be negative. Reality Blurred described the celebrity edition "a half-assed knock-off of itself."

If you've every dreamed of dancing with Cameron Mathison, here's your chance: the soap star is auctioning off a private dance lesson with himself and his Dancing with the Stars pro partner, Edyta Sliwinska, for charity.

To fuel excitement for one of the few new shows debuting this winter, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Fox is posting the show's pilot episode on Yahoo! tonight for a 24-hour special preview.

People has interviews with a few recent reality show cast-offs: Project Runway's flaky Elisa and The Amazing Race's goth couple, Kynt & Vyxsin.

The staff at TV Guide is pumped for Sunday night's premiere of The Wire. TV Guide's website features an interview with Clarke Peters, who plays Det. Lester Freamon, as well as a post in their new Strike Survival Guide titled "The Wire: Why You Should Tap into It."

For a lengthier read, The Believer posted an interview with Wire creator David Simon conducted by author Nick Hornby (High Fidelity, About a Boy). Simon describes The Wire as "a Greek tragedy in which the postmodern institutions are the Olympian forces. It’s the police department, or the drug economy, or the political structures, or the school administration, or the macroeconomic forces that are throwing the lightning bolts and hitting people in the ass for no decent reason."

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Ox Notes: January 3, 2008

Business Week has an article featuring highlights from last night's return of the late night talk shows. Jay Leno beat David Letterman in the ratings, despite the fact that Letterman had writers and Leno didn't.

TV Guide features another interview with cast members of the Dancing with the Stars Tour, this time with love birds Sabrina Bryan & Mark Ballas.

For some reason, I was fascinated by this in depth article about Heather Mills' declining mental well-being, fueled by her public divorce and the unexpected lack of offers following her appearance on the fourth season of DwtS.

Entertainment Weekly has the definitive cast list of Survivor: Micronesia. Jeff Probst gave his take on each of the contestants, all-stars and "super fans" alike.

Fox has revised its midseason schedule yet again.

The WGA refuses to strike a deal with The Golden Globes, and Variety has an interesting article about all of the people, from celebrities to party planners, still unsure about what they'll be doing on January 13.

At long last, the release date for the Battlestar Galactica Season 3 DVD has been revealed: March 25th.

TV Shows On DVD reviewed The Wire Season 4 DVD, and the reviewer made the excellent point that the show is really a live-action novel. It's especially satisfying when watched straight through, as Greg and I did last weekend.

Every other series that I love, such as Battlestar Galactica, has at least a few episodes that are so bad they interrupt the flow of the story. But in all four seasons, The Wire manages to avoid that trap. Every episode has a purpose in the larger scheme of things; there's never a "throw away" episode that only exists to fill a gap between plot points.

Like a book that takes a few chapters to get rolling, it may take a few episodes for a particular season of The Wire to hook you. But I don't think any other series provides conclusions as satisfying.

A word of warning to anyone thinking about jumping into the series when the fifth season premieres on HBO this Sunday: don't. Just as you wouldn't bypass the first two books in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, you have to start The Wire at the beginning. Fortunately, the first four seasons total only 50 episodes, and you'll be surprised at how quickly 50 episodes goes when you're completely engrossed by the material.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Ox Notes: January 2, 2008

While some of us took a break for the holidays, the Dancing with the Stars Tour rolled on. TV Guide has two interviews from the road, with Monique Coleman & Alec Mazo and Cheryl Burke & Wayne Newton.

You can catch a rare glimpse of DwtS 1 pro Charlotte Jorgensen in Manila at the inaugural Philippine Star Ball on February 16, where she'll serve as a judge.

Reality Blurred compiled a seemingly official list of all-star cast members from the forthcoming Survivor: Micronesia. The website also features snippets from some of the ads popping up in New York City looking for teens to star in a new reality show based on Gossip Girl.

David Letterman and Craig Ferguson return to TV tonight, with the assistance of their writing staffs. Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, and Jimmy Kimmel are also back tonight with new episodes, sans writers and possibly without any big celebrity guests.

Another show returning to TV in the near future is High School Reunion, only this time the contestants will reunite after 20 years instead of ten. I'm not sure if watching a bunch of near 40-year-olds make fools of themselves will make this season of HSR more or less palatable than the first three seasons.

MSN features a slideshow of upcoming shows in 2008. And, with a plethora of "Best TV Shows of 2007" lists to choose from, I'm taking the kiss-ass approach and linking to the one written by Wendy Fox Weber, one of my editors at the Naperville Sun.

Finally, MTV has renewed A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, which must mean that things didn't work out between her and the winner of the first season. Perhaps the network wanted to capitalize on the buzz generated by Tila being named The Soup's Entertainer of the Year: