Ox Notes: June 2, 2009

I feel bad for EW's Ken Tucker. He had to watch both I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! and Jon & Kate Plus 8 last night.

Just in case Jon & Kate's marriage implodes, TLC is looking for another family with multiples for a new reality series.

In other big-families-on-TV news, a Netherlands-based production company is preparing a reality show starring the Octomom. And EW's Michael Slezak hopes to cash in on the craze by proposing his own reality show: Gay Dads + Countless Bebehs.

I'm not easily charmed by photos of the children of celebrities, but this picture of Suri Cruise messily eating a chocolate croissant is pretty adorable.

Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew will return for a third season in early 2010. If you can't wait that long, you may want to check out Celebrity Rehab alum Mary Carey's new film, Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw, released on DVD today.

Another production slated for release in the U.S. in 2010 is a BBC production of Hamlet starring Patrick Stewart. I'm not sure what you'd call a porn rip-off of Hamlet. Spermlet?

The Futon Critic has the scoop on celebrity guests for Jimmy Kimmel's summer primetime specials and airdates for previously unaired episodes of ABC's canceled shows.

Zap2It posted another gleeful recap of the latest episode of Harper's Island. If you're not watching the horror/slasher show Saturday night's on CBS, this is what you're missing: